The part that got the brunt of the heat was my butt. My crack is so red it is sizzling, even now as I type this I feel my butt flesh sizzling like a steak on the grill.
This is not at all what I had in mind when I set out to gradually get smidgens of tan in small increments before I go to the beach. Not at all what I had in mind.
A lesson learned though. The heat felt wonderful on my back which I guess can be the only positive that came out of the whole debacle.
OOP! Ace of cakes is on and I see fondant horsies getting created, must go rewind!