lipvixen (lipvixen) wrote,

Crispy fried or special blend?

I laid in the tanning bed for the first time in ....ever. I have never set skin inside one of those horrible creatures of doom, until now. I laid Tues for a handfulla minutes amounting to nothing thinking I would burn so I had better not lay long. Well so today since Tues did nada at all I decided to lay again. 8 minutes. 8!!!!!! I am so red I look like a roasted pepper. From my chest to my crotch its bad,lol. My upper thighs got a bit, front and back.
The part that got the brunt of the heat was my butt. My crack is so red it is sizzling, even now as I type this I feel my butt flesh sizzling like a steak on the grill.
This is not at all what I had in mind when I set out to gradually get smidgens of tan in small increments before I go to the beach. Not at all what I had in mind.

A lesson learned though. The heat felt wonderful on my back which I guess can be the only positive that came out of the whole debacle.

OOP! Ace of cakes is on and I see fondant horsies getting created, must go rewind!
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